HI,I AM A REALLY WEIRD PERSON THAT LIVES IN A HOUSE.I DO WHAT EVER I WANT WHEN EVER I CAN.I AM SPECIAL,I GET HURT ALOT.I GET IN FIGHTS ALOT.I HAVE NO BRAIN,BUT I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S IN SCHOOL.SCARY.I PLAY CELLO.MY CELLO IS SHINY,I NAMED IT KAZUMA.I EAT PIE AND SAY RANDOM STUFF WHEN EVER A WORD POPS IN MY HEAD.I LIKE SHINY STUFF,BEWARE OF POINTY THINGS,THE HURT.I THROW RANDOM SHARP POINTY OBJECTS.I STICK UP FOR MY FRIENDS.I WILL SING YOU A SONG NOW......
RUDOLF THE ROAD KILL REINDEER,USED TO HAVE A SHINY NOSE.NOW IF YOU WERE TO SEE IT,YOU WOULD SAY IT'S STIFF AND FROZE.ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER,LOOK BEFORE THEY CROSS THE LAND.THEY NEVER SAW THE SNOWPLOW COMING,AT LEAST THERE WASN'T ANY PAIN.ON THAT FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE,SANTA CAME TO SAY,EVEN THOUGH WE'LL MISS OUR FRIEND,TONIGHT WE'RE EATING VENISEN!THEN HOW THE REINDEER LOVED HIM,AS THEY ATE THEIR CHRISTMAS DEER,RUDOLF THE ROAD-KILLREINDEER,NOT A BIT OF GRISTLE HERE!!!!!!!THANK,YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH,THANKS FOR WAISTING YOUR TIME TO READ THIS!AND REMEMBER,GO TO DED BOB.COM!